This Is Santa’s Facebook Account.

Facebook has more than 800 million users right now. That means one of those has got to be Santa, right? What would his stream look like? Who would he be chatting with? Thanks to a newly-released picture from Flowtown, we now know.

Looks like Santa is a fan of Spotify, not reading messages in his inbox, and is friends with elves who like to swear. Oh, the things you’ll learn from Facebook! Click image below to enlarge.