How Every Page Should Be Turned

How do you turn the pages of your newspaper? Do you use your fingers? If so, you’re not thinking enough outside the box.

According to this mesmerizing video, you should be causing thousands of dollars in damage, waiting a very long time, and constructing elaborate Rube Goldberg setups in order to turn each page of your newspaper. In the video, Joseph Herscher takes a sip of his coffee, pulling string thereby tipping paintings. Balls roll down paintings, lighting burner to boil water causing books to tip. Vase and computer get knocked off the table, releasing tape to open front page of newspaper.