How To Find Santa

Lots of children around the world will be waiting for Santa to visit their house tonight. When I was a kid, we just….waited. But now, kids have awesome technological tools like these Santa trackers to help alert them to Santa’s arrival.

However, for you skeptics out there who think that the tracker might not be accurate, or that Google is lying to you to help sneak Santa down your chimney when you aren’t looking, we’ve been alerted that there is a better way: Set up a stakeout to find Santa.


This very affordable Santa stakeout kit from OpticsPlanet clocks in at a mere $6500, and ensures that you’ll have all the supplies  you’ll need to find St. Nick for sure this Christmas. The kit has everything you could need and more, including:

  • OPMOD Ghillie Suit Snow Camo
  • Final Approach One Shot Blinds
  • Final Approach Pull-Over Cover
  • Propper Crew Neck Mens T-Shirt
  • BlackHawk Omega Elite Tactical Vest #1
  • Under Armour Coldgear Hitch Lite Cushion Boot Socks
  • BlackHawk ECW Pro Winter Operations Gloves
  • Tru-Spec H2O Waterproof ECWS Gen 2 Parka
  • OPMOD P.A.C. 3.0 Personal Articles Carrier Bag
  • Neverlost Food Thermos
  • Primus C&H Commuter Mug Stainless Steel
  • Eberlestock Ultralight Sleeping Bag w/ G-Loft Insulation
  • Boker USA Bon Appetite Knife
  • Cass Creek Harmon Synthetic Mule Deer Female in Heat Scent
  • Leupold RX-1000i Compact Range Finder with DNA
  • Bushnell 8MP Trophy Cam Night Vision Field Scan Trail Camera
  • AimSHOT Heatseeker Infrared Spotter with Laser
  • Gen Pro Tactical Stocking with MOLLE
  • Bolle Mojo Snow Ski Goggles
  • Zippo Hand Warmer, Black
  • Surefire P2X Fury Flashlight – Dual Output Tactical Light
  • Pro Ears Pro Hear IV BTE Digital Hearing Device
  • 5.11 Tactical Field Ops Watch
  • Brite Strike Technologies Tactical Balls White LED Rolling Devices
  • OPMOD TBO 1.0 Limited Edition Tactical Bottle Opener
  • Uniden Two-Way FRS/GMRS Walkie Talkies
  • OPMOD WB 1.0 Limited Edition 8x42mm Waterproof Binoculars
  • Carson OPMOD DNV 1.0 Limited Edition Mini Aura Digital Night Vision Pocket Monocular
  • Elmo Indoor Day/Night Network Dome Security Camera
  • Brinno TimeLapse Motion Sensor Digital Camera Bundle
  • Canon EOS Rebel T4i Digital SLR Camera Kit
  • FLIR Scout PS-24 Thermal Camera / Digital Thermal Imager
  • Celestron C90 Mak Spotting Scope w/ Tripod

We know that once this is in your hands, your fancy Red Ryder BB Gun will be on the bench for good!